Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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