You work out of a Hotel?
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
But break dance skills will only take you so far
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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