So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I have feelings that need drinking.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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