we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
