it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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