he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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