My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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