I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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