Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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