do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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