Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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