one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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