then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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