Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I think my vagina is haunted
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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