everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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