I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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