I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Randomize
