i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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