No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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