What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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