Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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