Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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