That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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