Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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