My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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