So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize