And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
foreskin is a definite game changer
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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