So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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