every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
