If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
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