I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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