I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize