This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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