It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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