I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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