i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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