community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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