Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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