New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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