Slut skills are useful in every country.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
We're too hungover to prance.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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