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after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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