cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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