I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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