Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
A+ Viking dick
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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