One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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