Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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