Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I just cut my nipple shaving
they need to just BURY HIM!
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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