i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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