WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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