wake up i wanna do it froggy style
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Send help, water and tortillas.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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