next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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