Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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