Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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