xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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