i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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