I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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